“Ages ago in the time of the dinosaurs, Cher and Faye Dunaway, the world was graced with a group of beautiful women upon whom fortune smiled, and they became friends. To this day, they remain single.”
- Ayn Rant
Well, that was true until Ayn Rant went and got herself married to The Strong Jaw of Justice. Not that the rest of us are bitter or anything. 
Then JoZ and her Toddling Mammal joined in on the fun, because she is AWESOME! I swear, we were all single when we met. That’s got to count for something, right?
Collected here are our stories on the hilarity of single life, and just how fucking weird it is to be a girl. There may also be the occasional pictorial of fine male specimens. We live by a simple code.
“We fight over men, not politics.”
- Ayn Rant
Contributors:
Ayn Rant (food critic, military bride, real-ass vegetarian)
Nibby (chatterbox*, TV and movies)
swampmusic (graphics, Lynyrd Skynyrd, pets)
RetroVixen (cosmetics, Sicilians, large breast management*)
JoZ (40’s fashion, dark brooding Irishmen, baby mammals)
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*chatterbox and large breast management are legitimate areas of expertise, so just shut it!
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