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		<title>New year, new love &#8230; er, I mean new lust</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it came to past that as the year 2011 expired and the year 2012 began, I found myself spared of thoughts of Alexander Skarsgard. Overnight, my daydreams had a new master &#8211; not blonde, not Swedish, not a vampire, not a werewolf, not a wizard, not a fairy, not a ghost, not a demon, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=singlarity.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4359536&amp;post=2413&amp;subd=singlarity&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Faux News: Arsenal, City, United and Chelsea in battle to sign kicking fetus</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Expectant mother, Lizabetta Cordona Espero of Majorca, Spain has a very difficult decision to make. With a stroke of a pen, she could be setting up her family for life. She could also be setting up her unborn son for a life of heavy expectations as the next big young thing in English football. It [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=singlarity.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4359536&amp;post=2409&amp;subd=singlarity&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m just being honest: I&#8217;m not worried about my eggs going bad</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is to all the people out there that have an opinion about the product of my ovaries and what I should or should not be doing about them. FUCK YOU! Now that we&#8217;ve gotten that piece of business out of the way, I&#8217;d like to talk about why I have decided (and it is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=singlarity.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4359536&amp;post=2403&amp;subd=singlarity&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Faux News: Cashier gets 3 consecutive life-sentences for scanning can of soup twice</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Neptune, California &#8211; Lydia Bunting, 25, a former cashier at Safeway, was recently sentenced to 3 consecutive life-sentences without the possibility of parole for scanning a can of soup twice while checking out well-known penny-pincher, Dorothy Millhaps three months ago. The sentence came as a complete shock to both the defense and state attorneys. &#8220;Well, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=singlarity.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4359536&amp;post=2400&amp;subd=singlarity&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Sonnet for Angel Kitty</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I wanted to write down something about my dearly departed kitty without being overly dramatic. Well, that didn&#8217;t work out.  Iambic pentameter be damned. A Sonnet for Angel Kitty I took you into my home reluctantly, Your shaggy unkempt hair, clump&#8217;d and matted. You took me into your heart completely, Once your hair was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=singlarity.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4359536&amp;post=2395&amp;subd=singlarity&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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