In this edition, we reminisce about the singularity that occured on May 6th, 2008, when RetroVixen, swampmusic, Ayn Rant and Nibby discovered that they were all simultaneously crushing on the same celebrity. It is a very very rare occurrence. Even more rare is the fact that they all decided to share him, rather than battle to the death (as is the norm).
“By the way, Ayn, Liev Schreiber is still mine!” — Nibby.
Here at Singlarity, swampmusic’s monocle is a revered artifact that is used for important purposes. Just what are those purposes? In this week’s conversation we clarify the jurisdiction of the monocle, discuss the cult-like hysteria associated with the Snuggie and declare Nathan Fillion imperfect but f***able.
Just for balls
"Get to da CHOPAAAA!"
Retrovixen: Did swampmusic tell you about the Ahnold movie we watched where he’s 9 months pregnant? We couldn’t speak to each other for a while afterwards, and swampmusic started to cry and couldn’t explain her emotions. It fucked us up that much. We’ve seen things, Nibby. Seen things no other human should see.
swampmusic: When Arnold was dressed like a woman, he looked like my aunt [name removed to protect unfortunate relative]…….
Ayn Rant: BTW, we saw Zombieland. HYSTERICAL. And, Junior is still a bad movie.
swampmusic: So I’m watching Defiance. and DAMN. Liev Schreiber is HAWT!! Even in Wolverine, with the bag-lady nails….omg I dunno what it is, I’d HIT that SHIT.
We'd still hit it
Ayn Rant: RIGHT?! Thank you. HAWT. It’s why Nibby & I fight over him. He’s … yeah. And his voice is amazing.
Nibby: Johnny Depp wears silk scarves.
swampmusic: …………….but Johnny rocks them in a manly manner.
Is that glitter on the collar?
Nibby: True. I wish I could say that Alex rocks this leather jacket in a manly manner but I’d be lying like Dick Cheney.
swampmusic: You don’t want to be lying like Dick. ….. heh.
Nibby: I met a man named Crotchford today. That is all.
Ayn Rant: Excellent news!
swampmusic: How do you feel about that? How did you react upon receiving this information?
Nibby: At first I thought I’d heard incorrectly. I couldn’t believe my ears. I said, “Pardon me. Did you say Croootch-ford?”
swampmusic: Omg you actually said that?! “Did you say Croootch-ford?”
Nibby: Yep. He looked blank. How could he not know?!!
Photo Source: SkarsgardNews.tk
First of all, I realize that it’s Monday night. I was away for Thanksgiving and unable to post this on Sunday, so my sincerest apologies for the fact that the title of this blog post is a lie. Wouldn’t be the first time. And no, I am not telling you which others are lies.
This photo of Captain Kirk inspired a philosophical conversation about who or what determines when something totally rocks and the inevitability of losing that spark of awesomeness. Time waits for no man, even Mad Mike.
In 30 years, will people feel this way about Chris Pine?
Bill, the Butcher
The ladies of singlarity recently held a discussion on the possibility of sex with Daniel Day-Lewis. None of us has ever had sex with him, and given that some of us are happily married (as is Mr. Day-Lewis), it’s very unlikely that one of us ever will, though Nibby still holds out hope. Still, just the thought of Mr. Milkshake/Butcher Bill having sex has freaked us all out.
swampmusic: There Will Be Picard
RetroVixen: This NEVER gets old!
swampmusic: I LOVE the little milkshake sitting there…with the cherry on top…it’s so cute! And Picard is GLARING AT IT.
Nibby: I wonder what Daniel Day Lewis is like when he’s going grocery shopping, picking up the laundry or channel-surfing on his couch. He can’t possibly be this intense all the time. Can he?
swampmusic: I would very much like to think that he is.
Nibby: I cannot imagine what the sex would be like. Worse than Jeremy Irons.
(Note: Nibby is not admitting to having sex with Jeremy Irons, just Tony Blair)
swampmusic: OMG. All sorts of images are going through my head right now.
Nibby: I bet he doesn’t smell like “wildflowers and shame.”
[updated:]
Ayn Rant: Still a favorite commercial: “Sports, recon … and frenching.”
Nibby: You know DDL is probably excellent at all three.
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