January 20th is ‘Shave Your Bush’ Day

8 Jan

Inspired by a text message, we, the ladies of Singlarity, have decided to create our first ever special day (besides “Everything Looks Like A Penis Day” and “Hell Week”, a.k.a. PMS).

Please joins us in symbolically shaving your crotch on January 20th in recognition of the end of the Bush era. On the following day, a new president will take over in the White House and we would all like to start anew with freshly manicured vajayjays.

After shaving, it would be awesome if you made a donation on behalf of “Shave Your Bush Day” to your local crotch-related charity (e.g. Herpes Viruses Association). A healthy crotch is a basic human right.

A few notes:

  • You don’t have to shave everything off, unless you want to look like a porn star or newborn baby. Porn stars and newborn babies may address their comments of complaint to Ayn Rant @ Singlarity.
  • Other methods of hair removal (e.g. waxing) are not discouraged. You decide whether or not you prefer razor bumps to the agony of a Brazilian wax job.
  • Angry husbands who prefer Bush may send their comments of complaint to swampmusic @ Singlarity.
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3 Responses to “January 20th is ‘Shave Your Bush’ Day”

  1. Ayn Rant January 8, 2009 at 5:46 pm #

    Best part? “razor bumps to the agony of a Brazilian wax job.” LOL! How true and awful either way!
    ~a.r.

    • Nibby January 8, 2009 at 9:05 pm #

      Guess what, Ayn?

      THIS POST IS ABOUT GENITALS!

  2. swampmusic January 10, 2009 at 9:58 pm #

    I refuse to shave. I just will not. But trust me that I will be doing so in spirit.

    I get the bumps like you wouldn’t believe and I can’t imagine how bad they’d be if I touched THAT. I’d be scratching myself like a man at work all day. ….not that I don’t already do that XD

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