My cat snores

24 Jan

My cat snores.

My cat loves to scratch himself.

My cat demands that breakfast be on time every morning.

My cat gets pissy when dinner is late.

My cat always hogs the bed.

My cat will eat just about anything.

My cat would leave me in a heartbeat for the next person coming through the door … as long as they have kibble.

My cat leaves hair in the bathroom sink.

My cat acts like his shit doesn’t stink.

My cat is probably a boyfriend from a past life reincarnated.


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