My vagina does not have teeth, I swear

14 Sep

Well, not since the last time I checked. I would totally understand that after millennia of dealing with jerks, douchebags, scoundrels and cowards, women might evolve to having fanged vajajays. Yet, as of this moment, I know of no single woman on this planet with a buck-toothed vulva. Last time I checked, specializing in gynaecology did not require a degree in dental medicine.

Therefore, I cannot understand how some men could find the prospect of asking me, a woman in possession of a spectacular and toothless vagina, out to coffee more frightening than dodging landmines and surviving suicide bombings. I cannot literally castrate you. Emotionally, socially or intellectually? Well, that’s a different story. I make no promises.


2 Responses to “My vagina does not have teeth, I swear”

  1. missberlish September 17, 2009 at 8:56 pm #

    I think I saw a show where a vagina did have teeth and it was attacking men. I’ll have to think about this for awhile. Where did I see that?

    • singlarity September 17, 2009 at 9:24 pm #

      sk Joie de Vivre! She sent me evidence of a bucked-toothed vulva. She might know what show you are talking about.

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