My Unprofessional Opinion

6 Oct

While it would be prudent to wait for the official report with detailed analysis from ASS Inc., I can’t help but conjure up some scenario to explain Big A’s role is Freezergate. So here’s my rational explanation for the photo below.

Alexander's hand as a nipple-cozy

Alexander's hand as a nipple-cozy

Photo source: Poshdeluxe.com

They’re in a walk-in freezer. It’s cold. They’re all a bit drunk but the alcohol isn’t enough to keep the chill off. Shirtless dude on the right has cold nipples. Alex is an extremely kind and warm individual. He’s used to the sub-zero temps being from Sweden, but Shirtless is not. So, hand over nipple. Problem solved. Well, at least for the dude’s right nipple. Who knows if the left one got any love.

Still, this doesn’t help to reverse the fratboy image that Ayn has of Alexander. Oh well, I tried.

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