Cracking up, part II

23 Oct

Some gems from email, facebook and some of my favorite websites that I came across this week.

“I can’t imagine what he could do that could be so scandalous. Unless he was like, nude with a snake or something.”

– RetroVixen’s Mom on Adam Lambert

“You never know about those glam rockers…..”

– swampmusic on Adam Lambert nude with a snake

At some point during this photo shoot he was nude

At some point during this photo shoot he was nude

“The Cold Truth: It’s a numbers game, and if you date enough, one of them is going to work.”

– Ayn Rant on Online Dating

“Do you have to wear a paper bag over your head when you masturbate?”

– Ayn’s hubby to some unfortunate dude.

“Can I call him Chief Anti-Masturbation Agent next?”

– Nibby’s special request of Ayn’s husband

“That was the worst part of being single: married people giving you advice on how to be as miserable as they were.”

– Ayn

“Ernest Hemingway is a guy that was so manly you grow a beard just reading his name.”

– Cracked.com

david-caruso-comicPhoto source: Warming Glow

“I want to break his shades, shit on the pieces and then launch them into outer space. I am only reacting the way David Caruso would to David Caruso.”

– Nibby

“OMG. WHO CHASES TORNADOES ON A BIKE?”

– swampmusic on Balloon Boy’s Dad’s odd hobbies

“I think the ugly-photo guy is actually cuter in the face than [the other] dude, or would be if he’d shave his head and get in shape. Either way — dinner’s on them.”

– Ayn Rant on Nibby’s dating options.

“Jay Leno’s show is a sign that NBC has quit the gym, stopped shaving her legs, bought elastic-waisted pants, and let herself go.”

– Nibby

“LOOK AT IT. IT’S LIKE ITS OWN ENTITY.”

– swampmusic on Freddie Mercury’s pornstache.

Prince of the Pornstache Universe
Prince of the Pornstache Universe




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2 Responses to “Cracking up, part II”

  1. swampmusic October 23, 2009 at 3:21 pm #

    Hahahahaha. I love when you compile all of this.

  2. Ayn Rant October 23, 2009 at 4:26 pm #

    I made the round up! W00t! :o)

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