I will stitch him up

23 Oct

I should be drowning in those beautiful blue eyes, but the obsessive compulsive disorder sufferer in me just wants to repair the hole in his shirt.

Alex at Opening of After Miss Julie

Alex at Opening of After Miss Julie

Photo source: Broadway.com

He’ll have to either take the shirt off, or I’ll have to repair it with him still wearing it. It’s a win-win really.

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6 Responses to “I will stitch him up”

  1. Ayn Rant October 23, 2009 at 7:57 pm #

    Lip gloss?

    • singlarity October 23, 2009 at 10:33 pm #

      Well, for moisture. You know. Moisture.

  2. Ayn Rant October 30, 2009 at 12:46 pm #

    Riiiight, and not at all from kissing skanks.

    • Nibby October 30, 2009 at 1:10 pm #

      He needs to moisturize in preparation for kissing skanks. Skanks drain moisture since they are all dried up ho-bags.

  3. missberlish November 7, 2009 at 3:06 am #

    LOL, I think they also drain pocket books.

  4. missberlish November 7, 2009 at 3:07 am #

    Correction, wallets. Guys don’t carry around pocket books, do they?

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