Nic Cage: The Second Greatest Actor of Our Time

5 Nov

Not that I like to kick a man when he’s down, but Nicholas Cage is one of those actors who clearly has done films solely for the paycheck, maybe due to his apparent money troubles. Despite having eight limbs, that pet octopus isn’t going to feed itself. When his heart is not in the role, you would think he would phone in his performance instead of overacting. Then again, you don’t pay to see Nic Cage be quiet and subtle. I just wish he’d spent some of that money on decent hair plugs.

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2 Responses to “Nic Cage: The Second Greatest Actor of Our Time”

  1. swampmusic November 5, 2009 at 3:06 am #

    Hahaha. Dude, I just sent that other email about him before I read this!!

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    […] The Third Greatest Actor of Out Time is the LAW! Filed under: Uncategorized — singlarity @ 10:37 pm Tags: Greatest Actors of Our Time, Lawman, Steven Seagal Steven Seagal is a deputy sheriff. Let that marinate in your mind for a bit. I can’t tell my mother this because she’ll just go out and commit a crime just so she can be subdued and handcuffed by the man who is only surpassed in acting ability by David Caruso and Nic Cage. […]

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