Not that I like to kick a man when he’s down, but Nicholas Cage is one of those actors who clearly has done films solely for the paycheck, maybe due to his apparent money troubles. Despite having eight limbs, that pet octopus isn’t going to feed itself. When his heart is not in the role, you would think he would phone in his performance instead of overacting. Then again, you don’t pay to see Nic Cage be quiet and subtle. I just wish he’d spent some of that money on decent hair plugs.
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Hahaha. Dude, I just sent that other email about him before I read this!!