Need to get rid of that itch?

23 Nov

So I’ve been itching to call my ex lately. No idea why. I don’t want him back because a) he’s a jerk and b) he has a really small penis. Still, I have this desire to know what’s happened to him. He’s just dropped off the face of my world, which is what exes do, I suppose.

swampmusic (a.k.a. Dr. Crotch) sent me this as a solution and it is much appreciated. Sometimes you need Dr. Crotch to set you straight. Dr. Phil should take notes from this guy.

I now have visions of my ex as some really horrid yeast infection. Mission accomplished.

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3 Responses to “Need to get rid of that itch?”

  1. wickedmoxie November 23, 2009 at 12:43 am #

    LMAO, too funny… looking forward to reading more of your blog, and I hope you check mine out as well… 🙂

    • singlarity November 23, 2009 at 1:23 am #

      Thanks! I’m checking out your blog right now.

  2. Michael Scott November 27, 2009 at 8:45 am #

    Chapstick used to make a lip balm which contained camphor which if rubbed on a mosquito bite would kill the itch within about 30 sec. Never tried it on poison ivy or oak but might work.

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