Stocking Stuffers for Women: Walk the Plank

30 Nov

BFFs are the best, that’s why they’re BFFs. But what do you give to your bestest friend in the whole world for Christmas when you’re ever so slightly pissed off at her for one of a variety of reasons? Suppose she

  • fills out your favorite top better than you do and decided to keep it
  • predicted the break up of your last relationship before you did and never passes up the opportunity to tell you
  • constantly stops by your house at random hours and eats the last yogurt from your fridge
  • is more adored by your cats than you and loves to point it out
  • forgot your birthday after you reminded her and dropped hints
  • did something to you but you can’t really remember what it is exactly but you’re not ready to own up to that and forgive her because … well … that’s quitting and you’re not a quitter!

Well, I have found the perfect gift for you and your squabbling BFF – The Walk the Plank necklace. It’s perfectly priced at $20.

The middle finger never looked so shiny

She’ll think thatt his lovely nautical-themed pendant represents your “sail the seven seas” together relationship while you’ll know the truth –  that you secretly want to push her overboard. BEST MATES FOREVER!!



2 Responses to “Stocking Stuffers for Women: Walk the Plank”

  1. missberlish December 2, 2009 at 9:14 pm #

    What an awesome idea but I think I will give it to my husband instead,ha!

    • singlarity December 2, 2009 at 9:27 pm #

      Go ahead. I’ll never tell. 🙂

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