Spork vs Butter knife

In the annals of spy versus spy, the battle for supremacy in the Hall of Completely Useless Weapons continues between Secret Agent Spork and Chief Inspector Butter-knife.

Secret Agent Spork is forkable but forgettable

Chief Inspector Butterknife knows how to cut the mustard.

Yet, when RetroVixen and swampmusic battle, these are their weapons of choice. As futile as these utensils are, they sure do make things interesting. Hey ladies, be careful! It’s all fun and games until someone pokes a crotch out.

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