Professor Northman, the book

25 Mar

After tracking the spread of Skarsgard Syndrome (SS) from Scandinavia to the most remote corners of the globe, Professor Eric Northman has made spreading awareness and discovering humane and safe treatments for SS his life’s work. Prior to Northman’s groundbreaking work, women with SS often went undiagnosed and those that were diagnosed received harsh treatments like ice-baths and photos of Rob Pattinson. Many were ignored, or worse told to get a boyfriend (even those that were happily married or in committed relationships). The Skarsgard Effect follows Northman on his journey of discovery, his frustrations and eventual triumph in a world void of empathy. The book also documents some of his most bizarre cases, one of which required its own chapter titled “Screw Grandma.”

"Help is on the way."

The Skarsgard Effect is available anywhere fake books are sold.

Photo source: SkarsgardNews.com

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4 Responses to “Professor Northman, the book”

  1. missberlish March 25, 2010 at 10:26 pm #

    ROFLMAO I love you!!!!! I am going to make you a t-shirt that says “Screw Grandma”. Now, where is the book signing?

    • singlarity March 26, 2010 at 4:47 am #

      Love you too, Miss B! I’m actually trying to design a “Screw Grandma” shirt myself.

  2. missberlish March 27, 2010 at 1:42 am #

    Great, let me know when and where I can purchase one 🙂 Hey, you should put one of those pics of Alex as a little boy on it. Maybe the pic that made your ovaries hurt.

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