The Fart Test Redux

31 Mar

Thanks to @djmom70 for pointing out a not so small problem with the fart test. While it is important to be comfortable around your significant other, there is such a thing as being too comfortable. I would hate to be in a relationship where conversations are interrupted with “Did you just …?” and arguments are won by sheer blast power. I would like to think my mate would be comfortable farting in front of me but would also respect my olfactory senses enough to exercise restraint.

"Did he just ..."

These things are essential in any relationship. A man who will fart in your presence and not own up to it is a coward. A man who will fart in your presence and not apologize is an asshole. That’s when you know he’s taking you for granted.

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5 Responses to “The Fart Test Redux”

  1. Ayn Rant April 1, 2010 at 1:52 am #

    The graphics here are what sell these for me. “I’m sneaking one out…” LOL!

    • Nibby April 1, 2010 at 11:51 am #

      Doesn’t he look relieved?

  2. missberlish April 2, 2010 at 4:34 pm #

    Do you think it smells like roses?

    • singlarity April 6, 2010 at 2:26 pm #

      Roses heavily fertilized with manure.

  3. blackwatertown April 8, 2010 at 11:31 pm #

    Yup fair enough – to your original post.

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