Nic Cage: The Second Greatest Actor of Our Time

6 Apr

Nic Cage has a new role. The second greatest actor of our time (see #1 here) has been cast in the yet untitled Chad Kroeger/Nickleback biopic. Casting director Mussa Chucsondic did not let the age difference between Cage and Kroeger deter him. “There are only about 2-3 years of [Chad’s] life that are actually remotely possibly interesting, so we just need to CGI the fuck out  of Nic’s wrinkles and we’re good to go.” When asked to comment, producer Berry Muckgriemer could not contain his excitement. “You’ve got one douchebag playing another. Normally you leave that sort of thing to Sean Penn but it’s Nic’s turn now. It’s going to be EPIC!”

What do you think? Brilliant casting or what?

Nic has the talentless and boring look down cold.


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