I’m just being honest

26 Jul

There  is this long held belief that simply is not true – all babies are cute. No. No. So not true. I would show you photos but I don’t have the permission of the parents to do so. I have seen MANY ugly babies. In fact, from my sample, I would estimate that 1 in 4 babies are shockingly hideous – from the odd-shaped head, enormous ears, Sailor Moon eye-syndrome and general squishiness. Of course, they’ll grow out of it. It’s not easy being in a cramped space for months and then squeezing out of your momma’s vajajay. You’d look like Hell too. Still, when new parents ask “Isn’t she the cutest?” I lie more than 50 percent of the time.

Sweet! Someone on Youtube has decided to make my argument for me


2 Responses to “I’m just being honest”

  1. the Success Ladder July 27, 2010 at 12:09 am #

    Wonderful site and theme, would really like to see a bit more content though!
    Great post all around, added your XML feed! Love this theme, too!

  2. missberlish July 27, 2010 at 8:03 pm #

    Hilarious! I think the only cute babies are baby animals 🙂

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