We’d Still Shag You

1 Oct

Oh, Rahm Emanuel, while we are sad to see that you are no longer at the White House, our lust for you has not diminished. Whether you’re the next mayor of Chicago, or simply a car-pooling Dad just know that you are still among the politicians we’d shag.

You're unforgettable ... unlike Matt Damon

While we may not agree with on every policy choice, thanks for being a man of action in a place known for cowardice and inaction.

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