No True Blood, No Problem – We have Summer 2011 Trailers

19 Nov

Cowboys & Aliens

Starring: James Bond and Indiana Jones … er, I mean, Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford

Green Lantern

Starring: Van Wilder and a Gossip Girl … er, I mean, Ryan Reynolds and (a seriously miscast) Blake Lively


Starring: Kirk’s Daddy, Padme and Hannibal Lector … er, I mean Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman and Sir Anthony Hopkins.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Starring: Edward Scissor Hands … er, I mean Johnny Depp. They had me at no Keira Knightley or Orlando Bloom. The teaser trailer:

Scream 4

Starring: EVERYBODY!!! Seriously, besides Neve Campbell and the rest of the Scooby gang, they’ve added Anna Paquin, Kristen Bell, Hayden Penetierre and every single teen drama actor and actress they could find. With any luck, none of them will survive.

Note to Kristen Bell: I would prefer if you would refrain from being in films like this, Burlesque and When in Rome and instead got working on Veronica Mars: The Major Motion Picture. If you agree with me, Warner Bros. now has an email address specifically dedicated to this ( Let them know you want a Veronica Mars movie before Kristen Bell starts doing Depends ads.


One Response to “No True Blood, No Problem – We have Summer 2011 Trailers”

  1. missberlish November 19, 2010 at 5:44 pm #

    I was just watching the Cowboys vs Aliens trailer the other day. I’m liking Daniel Craig’s cowboy look.

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