Stocking Filler for Women: Sorry, it’s not a dildo

30 Nov

Last year, we had a lot of fun posting Stocking Stuffers for Women. JoZ thinks that “stocking stuffers” sounds a bit violent, so this year we’re going with “stocking fillers”. From now until Christmas we will be posting unusual suggestions for gifts for the ladies in your life.

Our first stocking filler is courtesy of Ayn Rant.

“… at a holiday gift-exchange party …  Someone wrapped a HUUUGE, electronic pen. And, well, it looked pretty naughty. :o)”

Behold …

THE JUMBO PEN

Depending on how you wrap it, your lady friend will think it’s a dildo. Depending on your lady friend, she may be relieved or sorely disappointed. Perfect for the office Secret Santa party.

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