Stocking Filler for Women: Pucker up, Froggy

5 Dec

If I had a penny for every time someone said to me “You’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your Prince Charming,” … I’d have a lot of pennies. It probably wouldn’t add up to a dollar but you get my point.

Courtesy of Nibby, we have this wonderful little reminder that the world is a swamp full of toads, frogs and leeches, and Prince Charming isn’t going to find himself. So put on your MOPP suit and get waist-deep into the germ-infested, fungii haven of a quagmire we call the dating scene armed with your trusty little frog-purse. Or you could just give it to your single older cousin cause you’re an arsehole. Whatever works.

"Ribbit!"

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