Stocking Fillers for Women: Homemade World Peace

14 Dec

Well, this is more than a stocking filler. It’s more like a stocking buster, but JoZ would probably find that a bit violent-sounding as well. How about stocking-ripper? Actually, that sounds worse. Anyway, I, Nibby, was recently gifted a jar of homemade Baileys and OMG!!! I think everyone should drink it! EVERYONE!!! I think this thing could lead to peace throughout the world. Nay, the universe. The humanoids over in Alpha-47 would totally stop using biological weapons on the lifeforms from Beta-72. Totally. One glass of this in your tummy-tum-tum and the warmed cockles of your heart would not let you lift a gun/axe/knife/baseball bat/canon/can of furniture polish in violence against any living creature.

So I searched high and low for a recipe without eggs (because … ew!):

1 cup light cream
14 oz. sweetened condensed milk
1 & 2/3 cup Irish whiskey (I use Jameson’s)
1 tsp. instant coffee
2 tbsp. Hershey’s chocolate syrup
1 tsp. vanilla
1 tsp. almond extract

Combine all ingredients in a blender and set on high speed for 30 seconds. Bottle in a tightly sealed container and refrigerate. Will keep for up to 2 months. Shake before using.

My friend has also replaced the Irish whiskey with Jamaican rum to get rum cream, which is the only other thing that could possibly achieve simultaneous world peace. I have also heard of people replacing the Hershey’s chocolate syrup with some maple syrup. Yum!


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