Faux News: Trump believes Obama’s hair is part of vast conspiracy

8 Apr

Undaunted by criticism of his inability to produce a single thread of evidence to support his claims that President Obama was born in Kenya, GOP presidential hopeful Donald Trump has gone on the offensive. The Donald has now turned his focus to the President’s follicles.

“It’s simply not real. His hairline is too perfect. His salt-and-pepper combo is too perfect. The American people deserve the truth. They deserve a president with an honest hairline!” said Mr. Trump, speaking at a press conference.

Trump claims Obama's hair is simply "too perfect" to trust.

When the suggestion was made by some reporters that this requirement would rule the Donald himself out of contention for the presidency, Mr. Trump abruptly ended the press conference, yelling “You’re all fired!” in the direction of his campaign advisers.

Disclaimer: Please note that Faux News is just that – fake news. Any mention of actual persons or assholes, living or dead, is for the sake of humor. Nothing here is to be taken seriously or as fact. You can judge the merit for yourself.

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2 Responses to “Faux News: Trump believes Obama’s hair is part of vast conspiracy”

  1. wtfwerethey thinking April 12, 2011 at 6:46 pm #

    I think its safeto say “the donald” (lame) has lost his mind.

  2. leoncarter October 7, 2012 at 6:24 am #

    Short hair To To coooooooooool (soul)

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