I’m just being honest: FREE JASON STACKHOUSE!

13 Jul

Dawn was the first to tie Jason to a bed

Enough is enough. From the very first season of True Blood, it was established that the character of Jason Stackhouse is nothing more than a sex object. It was made clear that Jason was only good at two things in his life – sex and football. A knee injury put an end to his football career, so Jason made the most of his talent as the town man-whore while moonlighting as a construction worker. Flash forward a few seasons and Jason is now Hotshot’s unwilling “Ghost Daddy” sperm donor while moonlighting as Bon Temps Sheriff’s deputy. It is always about sex with Jason. Always. It’s time that Jason is liberated from his dick. If Jason spends one more episode on his back, I’m going to start boycotting True Blood.

Jason's penis has brought him nothing but pain and suffering

Don’t get me wrong; I waited a long time for Amnesiac Eric, but he is not enough to cleanse my palate of the nasty taste of the gang-rape of Jason Stackhouse. I can’t believe I’m typing this, but I’d prefer to see Jason remain clothed for the rest of the season. He looked really hot in that Sheriff’s deputy uniform. C’mon, Alan Ball! FREE JASON STACKHOUSE!!! CLOTHES ON! DICK OFF!!

Looking good in uniform

 

Photo source: TrueBloodGuide.com

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2 Responses to “I’m just being honest: FREE JASON STACKHOUSE!”

  1. missberlish July 14, 2011 at 9:14 pm #

    Yes, free Jason Stackhouse!!!! It’s terrible what they are doing to him.

    • Singlarity July 20, 2011 at 3:29 pm #

      Now he’s going to be having hot dreams about Jessica? Great. He cannot catch a break. He will never be free from his penis. 🙂

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