Tag Archives: David Caruso

I would watch this

29 Oct

with subtitles.

CSI Putin

A ratings winner for sure!

Photo source: Punditkitchen.com

Y’all know how we feel about David Caruso and CSI: Miami.  CBS needs to make this happen.

Cracking up, part II

23 Oct

Some gems from email, facebook and some of my favorite websites that I came across this week.

“I can’t imagine what he could do that could be so scandalous. Unless he was like, nude with a snake or something.”

– RetroVixen’s Mom on Adam Lambert

“You never know about those glam rockers…..”

– swampmusic on Adam Lambert nude with a snake

At some point during this photo shoot he was nude

At some point during this photo shoot he was nude

“The Cold Truth: It’s a numbers game, and if you date enough, one of them is going to work.”

– Ayn Rant on Online Dating

“Do you have to wear a paper bag over your head when you masturbate?”

– Ayn’s hubby to some unfortunate dude.

“Can I call him Chief Anti-Masturbation Agent next?”

– Nibby’s special request of Ayn’s husband

“That was the worst part of being single: married people giving you advice on how to be as miserable as they were.”

– Ayn

“Ernest Hemingway is a guy that was so manly you grow a beard just reading his name.”

– Cracked.com

david-caruso-comicPhoto source: Warming Glow

“I want to break his shades, shit on the pieces and then launch them into outer space. I am only reacting the way David Caruso would to David Caruso.”

– Nibby

“OMG. WHO CHASES TORNADOES ON A BIKE?”

– swampmusic on Balloon Boy’s Dad’s odd hobbies

“I think the ugly-photo guy is actually cuter in the face than [the other] dude, or would be if he’d shave his head and get in shape. Either way — dinner’s on them.”

– Ayn Rant on Nibby’s dating options.

“Jay Leno’s show is a sign that NBC has quit the gym, stopped shaving her legs, bought elastic-waisted pants, and let herself go.”

– Nibby

“LOOK AT IT. IT’S LIKE ITS OWN ENTITY.”

– swampmusic on Freddie Mercury’s pornstache.

Prince of the Pornstache Universe
Prince of the Pornstache Universe




David Caruso: The Greatest Actor of Our Time

20 Oct

This gets tired after 30 seconds, but if you are one of the horrible people who have contributed to CSI Miami’s ratings then you deserve to have to sit through all 7+ minutes of this ‘brilliant’ acting.

I want to break his shades, shit on the pieces and then launch them into outer space.