Tag Archives: optimus prime

Vladdy, Alex, Christian, BRDJ and Prime spread the holiday cheer

22 Dec

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

What Prime doesn’t know won’t hurt him

9 Dec

Shhhhh! Fortunately, Optimus Prime doesn’t read our blog, otherwise he would know that swampmusic has been getting a little somethin’ somethin’ on the side from one of his buddies.

You know what they say about cars with big engines? Long dipstick.

Secret Lovers, Part II

25 Nov

You know how Ayn Rant loves Vladimir Putin and I, Nibby, apparently slept with Tony Blair and Peter Jennings (before he died, you sickos!)? Well, swampmusic has her very own bad boyfriend. At Singlarity, we do not judge each others’ choices. We’re supportive and occasionally a catfight will break out. Btw, Ayn, Liev Schreiber is still mine. Never you mind, Naomi Watts.


I know what you’re thinking. How could this relationship work? He’s several stories tall. He’s alien. He’s made of metal. Technically, he doesn’t exist. If you’ve read our blog before, you know that none of the above are insurmountable obstacles. Marriage, death, questionable sexual orientation, a pair of giant maracas, a stint as an assassin for the KGB, extreme chattiness, excessive use of raspberry lip-gloss, a lack of knowledge of our very existence, … even bag-lady-nails! Ain’t no mountain high enough!

I must add my support for this choice on the grounds that Optimus has obviously good taste in footie teams.

Yes, swampmusic. This is sports.