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Faux News: Arsenal, City, United and Chelsea in battle to sign kicking fetus
Expectant mother, Lizabetta Cordona Espero of Majorca, Spain has a very difficult decision to make. With a stroke of a pen, she could be setting up her family for life. She could also be setting up her unborn son for a life of heavy expectations as the next big young thing in English football. It […]
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Faux News: Cost of Freedom reaches record high of $15.97
The National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER) recently reported that the annual cost of freedom, which it has been estimating since 1945, reached a record high of $15.97 per person on September 31st, 2011. The NBER also reported that there are no signs of this cost lowering or plateauing in the near future. Recent projections […]
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Faux News: New Facebook Policy Prevents Ubiquitous Close-ups
After years of complaining bitterly to any Facebook executive that would listen, Brooke Nordstrom is getting her wish. In a move that will take effect on October 1st, 2011, Facebook will prevent users from uploading super-close-up head-shots of themselves as their profile picture. For years, lazy users have been uploading distorted and distasteful extreme close-ups […]
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Faux News: “We were on a break,” says Obama
As more and more former supporters decide to break up with him, President Obama has taken to spouting cliches. In his latest address, hoping to calm fears of a deep recession as well as bolster his campaign coffers, the President explained that his lack of success in delivering campaign promises and his faltering leadership over […]
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Faux News: Tom Cruise is the new ‘Spawn’
You know how sometimes, in order to be politically correct and avoid being accused of racial profiling airport security will inexplicably pull some elderly white lady out of the line and do a secondary search and mini-interrogation? Well, in order to respond to criticism over the lack of diversity in recent casting of comic-book-inspired movies, […]
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