Here at Singlarity, swampmusic‘s monocle is a revered artifact that is used for important purposes. Just what are those purposes? In this week’s conversation we clarify the jurisdiction of the monocle, discuss the cult-like hysteria associated with the Snuggie and declare Nathan Fillion imperfect but f***able.
Just for balls
swampmusic: I’ll analyze it. With SCIENCE.
Nibby: Is the monocle required?
swampmusic: Optional but not required. The only time it’s REQUIRED is during the involvement of the study of balls.
Nibby: Just balls? What about other crotch features?
swampmusic: No. Just balls.
Nibby: Okay, thank you for clearing that up. Once in a while I get confused about the purpose of the monocle.
Ayn Rant: Which reminds me — swampmusic, I took this at World Market, just for you. It’s the scientific-yet-happy study of balls during the holidays.
Monocled pumpkins - the apocolypse is near!
swampmusic: Hahahaha, nice!!! I totally cracked up at this. Pumpkins. With monocles. It’s such a beautiful combination. Perhaps they are studying pumpkin balls.
Balls! Balls! Balls!
RetroVixen: Have fun at your next cult meeting.
swampmusic: CULT MEETING OUT IN THE WOODS. LOLOLOL. I love this.
Ayn Rant: And that creepy uncle is still trying to get in your pants…
swampmusic: Btw, I love how [a conversation] about Batman somehow turned into something about ball-examining, monocle-wearing pumpkins. Nice.
Nibby: The other day [my friend] pointed out that Nathan’s eyes are slightly further apart than average, so now I cannot look at him without thinking about it. I now want to meet him just so I can take a ruler and measure the exact distance and compare it with Adam Baldwin‘s. Damn you, [my friend] and your criticisms. I swear, he’s more picky about men than I am. Dude finds flaws with everybody. You know what Alex’s flaw is? He hangs to the left.* Huh. WTF?
Eyes wide apart?
Ayn Rant: Nathan Fillion’s eyes are a little wide across — I’d still do ‘im.
Nibby: Well that settles it.
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* Upon thorough examination it was estimated that Alexander Skarsgard hangs right 68% of the time. This estimate was acquired without the use of the monocle as hang-determination was deemed an unsuitable use of the sacred instrument. An appeal against this ruling is still passing through the court system. Stay tuned.
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